I, Scientology protester the Angry Gay
Pope, also fix computers in West Hollywood CA.
this June a man named RONALD randomly came to me for help. While I spoke
to him I randomly brought up Scientology, which, as a protester, is my wont.
His only connection to Sci was, as a 1970s child, his father had
a copy of Dianetics at his bedside for a while. But his father decided it
was “bunk.” No contact since.
He told me that he had, just a few days before, brought up Sci at the
Beverly Hills/Weho Bristol Farms market. He was talking to a 6’1” Caucasian
male employee of the store. RONALD somehow brought up
seeing Nicole Kidman and husband Tom Cruise once across the street from
hamburger stand Johnny Rockets Melrose. Ronald and the employee mocked the
Church. He went back to his car and drove home to nearby
Three days later a typed letter from the Celebrity Centre arrived in
his snail mail. It was offering him a free personality test.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN AND WHY? I immediately called
Jeffrey Augustine of SCIENTOLOGYMONEYPROJECT.COM. We brainstormed for thirty
minutes. Was the employee a Scientologist? Was Ron’s cell phone broadcasting
something? Finally Jeffrey had a best case scenario:
The Bristol Farms employee was too poor to be a Scientologist. Ronald’s
cell phone was reporting his location only. It was not recording the conversation
covertly in a way the Church could spy on later like they do to Jeffrey
and I. They were doing it at that exact moment I assure you! They KNEW this
article was coming out before you did!
Augustine believes that a Scientologist came out of the Beverly Hills
upscale market and heard Tom Cruise/Sci being bad mouthed. This area is
heavy with rich people, Trump voters and, I assume, Scientologists. It is
a rich White people religion. Jeffrey posits that a Scientologist insta-reported
their religion being "stepped on.”
This cultist probably followed Ronald to his car and photographed its license
plate. The number was instantly sent wirelessly via phone to the cult Secret
Police (OSA). They looked up his license number. He was no longer anonymous.
They sent the info ASAP to a Sea Org worker, probably at their printing
press in DTLA. This tired, underpaid slave is desperate to make weekly stats.
This person immediately sent junk mail to Ronald. They send so much mail
they have a special relationship with the Post Office. WHY DO THIS TO HIM?
He will never join the cult. The incident weirded him out. COS did this,
Jeffrey believes, to intimidate Ronald. To say “We are watching you.”
This provides a payoff to everyone but Ron. Bev Hills cultists win bonus
points for reporting such things to OSA. The Celebrity Centre promoting
Sea Org worker gets points for writing the letter. This will be reported
by 2 PM the next Thursday. OSA gets points likewise reported by 2 PM Thursday.
And they can tell the IRS that they have spent slightly more money “proselytizing.”
That means “spreading the word.” Which they must do as a tax exempt religion.
Otherwise they will lose their IRS 501(c)(3) status. America is about the
capitalist worship of $. The Internal
Revenue Service determines who is a religion based on
$. If they don’t “spread the word” they
risk losing tax exempt status.
Scientology completely wins. How could they NOT do that? The loser is
Ronald. He will be saddled with mocking junk mail for the rest of his life.
People who live with him at the same address will be added to the mailing
lists. When residents move they will be found again because he is a Suppressive
Person (SP) and they were near him. They have a department devoted to just
After Ronald dies junk mail will pile up on his grave until, six feet
under, his coffin will inevitably collapse under the weight of all those
I’m the only one who cannot stay on their junk mail lists. Oh how I have
tried! Perhaps, if they keep mailing him, I just help him with this problem!